I'm In Love With My Doggie

The original version of the song was written by my father in 1970.

He got this version together in 2022. The video was created a little while later by Shayumi at Fiverr.

HANNAH says: Another song that doesn't quite fit with the Dakota Hills brand. But, hey, as my father says, 'don't knock the market.' And little kids like the song, according to the old one.

So here it is. Hidden away in his own little bit of this website. 

Don't blame us folks. To say my daddy is weird would be the understatement of several centuries.

"The piggies are out to get me, that much is pretty clear.
They'd like to see me toasting with a chestnut in each ear.
Wine, dine, undermine, politicians all,
They'll offer you two free tickets to the local porker ball.
But woe betide the innocent who falls into the trap.
I know lots who've been but not one that ever came back.
They're off to the funny factory, that's where they've been taken.

I'm looking through you, piggies, and all I see is bacon!
Bacon, bacon, streaky bacon!

I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
(Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow - Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!

My doggie, doggie, my doggie, Ronnie, never let's me down.
The piggies keep their distance whenever he's around.
But, if they see me on my own they'll dress up to the nines,
Put on lots of make up to hide their dirty minds.
But a fashionable hairdo will not make them look pretty.
A well cut, tailored suit can't make a silk purse from a piggie.

I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
(Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow - Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!

Suckling piggie and a glass of wine;
Front row seats at the pantomime;
Doggie from the doggie shop, he's all mine.
What more could you want at Christmastime?
What more could you want at Christmastime?

I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!
(Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow - Bow-wow-wow-wow-wow)
I'm in love with my doggie, (bow wow) diddle-ee-day!"